DOWN WITH BENDERS, BENDERS ARE DICKS
orfs:

endofunctor:

djinnihugs:

g0ggles:

alpaca-love-machine:

Super robot war OG 2: A bunch of military types, and inexplicably well trained adolescents, defend the Earth from a literal fuck ton of alien threats, in there giant fucking robots/ ancient Chinese animal gods, by navigating a very limited series of menus.

World of Warcraft: Create a character and press keyboard buttons to create a variety of pixel animations that make the numbers beside your portrait go up. 
League of Legends: Help NPC’s win a game of reverse tug o’ war.

pokémon bw: mystical dogfighting can save the world from a green-haired teenage prince (who was already trying to save it in the first place)

the world ends with you: tap the screen and press the dpad at the same time

crawl: die, start over from the beginning, call it progress
bonus, diablo 3: click until the yellow text makes you happy

dota 2: get killed a lot by a fat australian zombie

orfs:

endofunctor:

djinnihugs:

g0ggles:

alpaca-love-machine:

Super robot war OG 2: A bunch of military types, and inexplicably well trained adolescents, defend the Earth from a literal fuck ton of alien threats, in there giant fucking robots/ ancient Chinese animal gods, by navigating a very limited series of menus.

World of Warcraft: Create a character and press keyboard buttons to create a variety of pixel animations that make the numbers beside your portrait go up. 

League of Legends: Help NPC’s win a game of reverse tug o’ war.

pokémon bw: mystical dogfighting can save the world from a green-haired teenage prince (who was already trying to save it in the first place)

the world ends with you: tap the screen and press the dpad at the same time

crawl: die, start over from the beginning, call it progress

bonus, diablo 3: click until the yellow text makes you happy

dota 2: get killed a lot by a fat australian zombie

hardcore 10:30 pm bedtime

life of the party

flatluigi:

lignumvitae:

no

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

gahahaaha

flatluigi:

lignumvitae:

no

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

gahahaaha

underoute:

skandolous:

Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.

siiiick!!!

raaaaaad

underoute:

skandolous:

Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.

siiiick!!!

raaaaaad

tonight while playing dota 2

I fell asleep that’s new. slardar ulting+stunning me woke me up

according to dc I sat in the river for about a minute till the enemy team showed up to kill me

on a related note bro ent how

does it feel to be a hundred plus note tumblr SUPERSTAR

ryandoesstuff:

leanpockets:

ryandoesstuff:

leanpockets:

ryandoesstuff:

andaliteticklefight:

brotherentropy:

camera pans to almost literally every female superhero in existence

let’s expand this to “how dare women have feelings of attraction for literally…

stuff ryan does

1. proves men are better

2. DESTROYS arguments with some fearsome non sequitors

3. changes url?? nooooo come back*

octoprole:

octoprole:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

lukethreepwood:

ew-romance:

twated:

IMAGINE IF THERE WAS ONE OF THOSE ON YOUR BACK BUT YOU DIDN’T KNOW SO YOU WERE JUST WALKING AROUND LIKE NOTHING WAS EVEN WRONG

that’s disgusting

Well, goodbye sleep.

awwww i want one and i wanna have it on a leash and ill put bows on its legs and put stickers on its shell and we will be bros
besides
these guys mostly eat coconuts anyhow

wtf its butt is a hamburger

is this how it lures its victims

coconut crabs actually own and most of their diet is fruit
if one pinches you the best way to get it to let go is to tickle it, no joke

octoprole:

octoprole:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

lukethreepwood:

ew-romance:

twated:

IMAGINE IF THERE WAS ONE OF THOSE ON YOUR BACK BUT YOU DIDN’T KNOW SO YOU WERE JUST WALKING AROUND LIKE NOTHING WAS EVEN WRONG

that’s disgusting

Well, goodbye sleep.

awwww i want one and i wanna have it on a leash and ill put bows on its legs and put stickers on its shell and we will be bros

besides

these guys mostly eat coconuts anyhow

wtf its butt is a hamburger

is this how it lures its victims

coconut crabs actually own and most of their diet is fruit

if one pinches you the best way to get it to let go is to tickle it, no joke

mspa update

I can’t make it through yet another uu log. nope