orfs:
endofunctor:
djinnihugs:
g0ggles:
alpaca-love-machine:
Super robot war OG 2: A bunch of military types, and inexplicably well trained adolescents, defend the Earth from a literal fuck ton of alien threats, in there giant fucking robots/ ancient Chinese animal gods, by navigating a very limited series of menus.
World of Warcraft: Create a character and press keyboard buttons to create a variety of pixel animations that make the numbers beside your portrait go up.
League of Legends: Help NPC’s win a game of reverse tug o’ war.
pokémon bw: mystical dogfighting can save the world from a green-haired teenage prince (who was already trying to save it in the first place)
the world ends with you: tap the screen and press the dpad at the same time
crawl: die, start over from the beginning, call it progress
bonus, diablo 3: click until the yellow text makes you happy
dota 2: get killed a lot by a fat australian zombie
hardcore 10:30 pm bedtime
tonight while playing dota 2
I fell asleep that’s new. slardar ulting+stunning me woke me up
according to dc I sat in the river for about a minute till the enemy team showed up to kill me
on a related note bro ent how
does it feel to be a hundred plus note tumblr SUPERSTAR
octoprole:
octoprole:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
lukethreepwood:
ew-romance:
twated:
IMAGINE IF THERE WAS ONE OF THOSE ON YOUR BACK BUT YOU DIDN’T KNOW SO YOU WERE JUST WALKING AROUND LIKE NOTHING WAS EVEN WRONG
that’s disgusting
Well, goodbye sleep.
awwww i want one and i wanna have it on a leash and ill put bows on its legs and put stickers on its shell and we will be bros
besides
these guys mostly eat coconuts anyhow
wtf its butt is a hamburger
is this how it lures its victims
coconut crabs actually own and most of their diet is fruit
if one pinches you the best way to get it to let go is to tickle it, no joke
mspa update
I can’t make it through yet another uu log. nope